HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :

Scenario 1  

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.  

That's MUMBAI  

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Scenario 2  

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on  

their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.  

You are definitely in PUNJAB  !!!  

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Scenario 3  

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.  

The first two get together and beat him up.  

That's DELHI  

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Scenario 4  

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.  

That's AHMEDABAD  

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Scenario 5  

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.  

He writes a software program to stop the fight.  

But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.  

That's BANGALORE  

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Scenario 6  

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense..

Peace settles in...  

That's CHENNAI  

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Scenario 7  

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth  

and they start arguing about who's right.  

You are in KOLKATA  

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Scenario 8  

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,

"don't fight in front of my place, go zum where else and keep fighting".  

That's KERALA  !  

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And the best one is ....  

Scenario 9  

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.

All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.  

You are in GOA  !!!